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Party at Valentino's

from Baby Boom by Tony Landmine

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If you'll excuse me, I'm only starting
I'm getting ready for this party
I put my pants on - that matters hardly
Because, with luck, I'll lose them at this party

I've got this girl in mind - I really hope she's there
And just in case, I'll wear my leopard-printed underwear
Put on a belly shirt so everyone'll stare
I wear a hat 'cause it's been three days since I washed my hair

Teenage kids just having a party
When their parents go out of town
Cool kids always get invited to parties
So if you're hunting me down, you know just where I'll be found

The living room floor with some fellas
Was where I fell asleep; woke up with Daniela
Now Mickey's naked and I'm in his pajama
And all I wanna know is "What the Hell, uh..."

That little girl of mine, she's knocking at the door
And here I'm looking like a buttfag manwhore
My little virgin eyes are getting so damn sore
She's with another guy - ain't nothing I ain't seen before

Teenage kids just having a party
If you ain't sexy, you get put on the shelf
Somebody's always wet with tears at a party
But if all goes well, you'll be wet with something else

Always the first one to lose my shirt
Always immersed in a sea of skirts
Always the cursed one who's getting hurt
'Cause I'm the worst one at talking to her

Teenage kids just having a party
Trashin' up somebody else's home
Leave your beef behind when you go to a party
Just losen up and let yourself go

When the girl you love shows up at a party
With some dickaninny at her side
Take that song you wrote to play for her at the party
And dedicate it to some slut who'll never care that you lied
She'll just say "You know what..." and start caressing your thigh
So slam the door wide-shut, and you can bet there'll be spies
So fuck her in the butt before your wonder-girl's eyes

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from Baby Boom, released January 6, 2015

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