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Baby Boom

by Tony Landmine

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1.
Baby 04:13
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How 'bout a little cliffside romance? Start it off with just a little bit of slowdance Then you tell her "Babe, you're cuter than you know, man" Then you look into her eyes And then you don't you tell no lies when you say Baby, you're what I really want Baby, you're what I'm gonna have So hold your breath and then Maybe she'll close her eyes and take it right away Then you might fall off the edge, but not before you hear her say You know she said "baby" Baby She digs the gushy bull that you're spoutin' But you mean every word that you're shoutin' So high - it ain't because you're on a mountain So you take another hit Of that hard rock-lovin' kiss, and you say Baby, you're what I really want Baby, you're what I'm gonna have So hold your breath and then Maybe she'll close her eyes and take it right away Then you might fall off the edge, but not before you hear her say You know she said "baby" Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby
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Le Méridien 03:19
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The rest all have told you that I'm worse than Hell I'm selfish and moody and lazy as well Besides that, I'm childish and stupid and ugly I treat girls like objects to look studly I'm all sorts of greasy and sick and disgusting I don't see why any woman would love me But you're here, and you hold me in your arms so tight And you shed a tear when you think you've lost me after a fight And maybe you'll be the one I'll marry under the sun Or maybe you're gonna jet, but hey - you haven't yet You're probably wondering from whence came this rant I make them quite often - I'd stop, but I can't I try to be friendly and helpful and caring And comfort anyone when they're despairing Despite that, I'm headstrong and racist and whiny I'm sure it seems like my heart is quite tiny But you're here, and you hold me in your arms so tight And you shed a tear when you think you've lost me after a fight And maybe you'll be the one I'll marry under the sun Or maybe you're gonna jet, but hey - you haven't yet Now you say that I'm lovable, gentle, and kind I'm like virtuous, trustworthy, honest defined I'm perfect in every way Wait, what the hell'd you just say? Now I see why you hold me in your arms so tight And I'll never leave just because we had some stupid fight Though really I'm just a sleaze, you see the angel in me Quite why, I won't ever get - at least, I haven't yet You're still here, and you hold me in your arms so tight And you shed a tear when you think you've lost me after a fight I know that you'll be the one I'll marry under the sun There's no way you'll ever just, 'cause hey - you haven't yet
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Fantasy 03:57
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You don't know what it is you think They give you red and white; you want pink You don't know your fantasy But if you ain't blind you'll see You've already found it in me 'Cause I'm everything that you could ever need I'm fresh, I'm fly, I'm like doing speed I'm the food you drink, and I'm the air you breathe I'm your blanket in the morning; I'm your loyal steed I'm your fantasy Go on and tell yourself that I'm strange 'Cause as a matter of fact, I'm deranged But so are you, so let's give it a go Tell yourself what you already know And let your love for this man show 'Cause I'm everything that you could ever need I'm fresh, I'm fly, I'm like doing speed I'm the food you drink, and I'm the air you breathe I'm your blanket in the morning; I'm your loyal steed I'm your fantasy Now I ain't telling you to play with lightning I wouldn't wanna bring you down But when you're acting like you're tryin'a spite me You ain't fooling nobody in town The storm is on its way; there's no way 'round it Only together we'll survive Searching for something? Well, you've finally found it So close your eyes - take the dive - by my side You'll make it out alive 'Cause I'm everything that you could ever need I'm fresh, I'm fly, I'm like doing speed I'm the food you drink, and I'm the air you breathe I'm your blanket in the morning; I'm your loyal steed I'm your fantasy In your world, I know that I'm everything I'm the air you eat, and I'm the food you drink And that don't make sense, but it's all the same 'Cause tryin'a live without me is a losing game 'Cause I'm everything that you could ever need I'm fresh, I'm fly, I'm like doing speed I'm the food you drink, and I'm the air you breathe I'm your blanket in the morning; I'm your loyal steed I'm your fantasy
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Dai 03:53
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Sto per dire una cosa brutta, se mi ascolterai Ma tu sei come una cozza cruda, e presto morirai Perché fra poco l'acqua bollira` E la cozza dentro ci sarà, e dico Dai! Dai! Devi liberarmi da questa gabbia Dai! Dai! Non voglio più sognare le tue labbra Dai! Dai! Non farmi parlare con rabbia Dai! Dai! Devi liberarmi da questa gabbia Già lo so che io sono scemo, ma sono un signor Ma il momento in cui ci vedremo sarà quello peggior Non credo nel compromesso Neanche nella via di mezzo, e dico Dai! Dai! Devi liberarmi da questa gabbia Dai! Dai! Non voglio più sognare le tue labbra Dai! Dai! Non farmi parlare con rabbia Dai! Dai! Devi liberarmi da questa gabbia Se nel suo letto tu ci sarai E se durante questo non dormirai Sarà giusto quando mi penserai? Devi stare ferma; stai fuori dalla mente Non devi fare niente Dai! Dai! Devi liberarmi da questa gabbia Dai! Dai! Non voglio più sognare le tue labbra Dai! Dai! Non farmi parlare con rabbia Dai! Dai! Devi liberarmi da questa gabbia If I ain't got you, what the fuck've I got? A dream about your lips ain't a fucking lot Excuse my French, but you've pissed me off If I ain't got you, what the fuck've I got? If I ain't got you, what the fuck've I got? If I ain't got you, what the fuck've I got? If I ain't got you, what the fuck've I got? If I ain't got you, what the fuck've I got?
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Party at Valentino's 02:08
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If you'll excuse me, I'm only starting I'm getting ready for this party I put my pants on - that matters hardly Because, with luck, I'll lose them at this party I've got this girl in mind - I really hope she's there And just in case, I'll wear my leopard-printed underwear Put on a belly shirt so everyone'll stare I wear a hat 'cause it's been three days since I washed my hair Teenage kids just having a party When their parents go out of town Cool kids always get invited to parties So if you're hunting me down, you know just where I'll be found The living room floor with some fellas Was where I fell asleep; woke up with Daniela Now Mickey's naked and I'm in his pajama And all I wanna know is "What the Hell, uh..." That little girl of mine, she's knocking at the door And here I'm looking like a buttfag manwhore My little virgin eyes are getting so damn sore She's with another guy - ain't nothing I ain't seen before Teenage kids just having a party If you ain't sexy, you get put on the shelf Somebody's always wet with tears at a party But if all goes well, you'll be wet with something else Always the first one to lose my shirt Always immersed in a sea of skirts Always the cursed one who's getting hurt 'Cause I'm the worst one at talking to her Teenage kids just having a party Trashin' up somebody else's home Leave your beef behind when you go to a party Just losen up and let yourself go When the girl you love shows up at a party With some dickaninny at her side Take that song you wrote to play for her at the party And dedicate it to some slut who'll never care that you lied She'll just say "You know what..." and start caressing your thigh So slam the door wide-shut, and you can bet there'll be spies So fuck her in the butt before your wonder-girl's eyes
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Truth's a Sin (feat. Diana Ascher) 06:32
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Have you ever had to lie? Gotta talk real fast and give an alibi? We've all been down that road more times than we'd confess But still your conscience knows, and it won't let you rest Telling the truth can bring you joy I keep no secrets from my boy You know everything about me Like that time down in Birmingham A bottle of wine and those busy hands There's certain things I wish I could forget 'Cause sometimes it seems the truth's a sin To tell it straight can make the Devil grin But it don't matter what you hide or what you admit 'Cause if your love ain't true, then I'm through with it Have you made somebody hurt? Had to break a heart and be a total jerk? We've all made choices we regret Like when you went up to Buffalo You made a friend and didn't tell her know If only certain things had not been said to me 'Cause sometimes it seems the truth's a sin To tell it straight can make the Devil grin But it don't matter what you hide or what you admit 'Cause if your love ain't true, then I'm through with it Have you ever had to make a choice? Do what'll make her smile or what you know is right? Go make your conscience proud - reveal all your secrets You've done the right thing now to make her slit her wrists 'Cause sometimes it seems the truth's a sin To tell it straight can make the Devil grin But it don't matter what you hide or what you admit 'Cause if your love ain't true, then I'm through with it I said: if your love ain't true, then I'm through with that shit Remember when you went to Sicily Expensive room and cheap-ass company It's plain to see the truth's a sin You took a trip out to Winnipeg Where "just one sip" turned to "just one keg" It's plain to see the truth's a sin Grand Hotel down in Swaziland You found yourself a real Swazi man It's plain to see the truth's a sin You felt like Temujin in Ulaanbaatar Ladies rubbing skin all over your guitar It's plain to see the truth's a sin It's plain to see the truth's a sin
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Fuckin' Daze 02:55
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Hop a bus, hop a plane Hop a ship, hop a train If it moves, then it'll get you somewhere Got a dream, got a plan Gotta do what you can And where you go, you're gonna find someone there Gotta leave tomorrow - better yet, tonight No need to pack, just get you on that flight 'Cause it don't matter how cool you think you are If you let him be the one with the faster car Sometimes in life, your timing's great Sometimes you're just a little bit too late You can miss the punch by just a little ways Or two years, a month, and three fuckin' days When the Land of the Free Just ain't got what you need Gotta go to where you know it's waiting Do it quick, better run Because there's only one Way to fail, and that's hesitating So maybe he's a dick and you're just a saint You're everything that's right for her; he ain't But if you just sit back and let him carry on Who's gonna be the one with the greasy schlong? Sometimes in life, your timing's great Sometimes you're just a little bit too late You can miss the punch by just a little ways Or two years, a month, and three fuckin' days Gotta jump, gotta fall Gotta give it your all If you don't, you'll finish up with nothing Sometimes in life, your timing's great Sometimes you're just a little bit too late You can miss the punch by just a little ways Or two years, a month, and three fuckin' days When I think of all the things that I do, all I see is time I waste without you And every time I try to write something new, it's always just another song about you Every night I ask my Signor Gesù to let me have another dream about you And then I always beg and hope and pray to never live another day without you Why can't I forget about you? Why can't I just move along? Why can't I just live without you? Why can't I just take you home?

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released January 6, 2015

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